I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE
sarah millican reading 50 shades…
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS
Russell Howard is a national treasure.
Russel Howard for Prime Minister
A true warrior.
I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible
I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone
wake up open the curtains
take a shower then dry my hair
come down stairs ready for breakfast
greet the mailman
dating me would involve:
- bed all day
- sexy time
- tv shows
NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS
my mom gave me this gift for my birthday
at first i was like
please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy
but then i was like
oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl
make a wish?
i think i just became a magical girl.
coolest fucking gift ever